Why I’ll Never Stop Stealing

I wake up. And steal. Every day. It’s what I’m good at. That’s right… My #1 skill in life is I’m good at stealing. Sorry. I’ve been stealing since I was a little boy. Rubbing shoulders with the greats, stealing their thoughts and habits and hoping and praying it rubs…

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Dear Nephew

Dear nephew(s), The older you get, the more scared you’ll become. Scared of what? Everything. From your own shadow to the mounting bills to the tiresome lines on your face. And that’s just the beginning. It only gets worse. Each new sunrise brings forth even more stress, worry and anxiety. What…

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How To Stop Ruining Your Life

Destruction. Chaos. Outrage. Consumes me. How do you get from A to Z without ruining your life? Shit, I don’t know. I’ve tried it all. Running fast. Running slow. Working more. Working less. But still, I fall. Down. Hard. Where do I go wrong? What drives me over the edge?…

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NTS: College Graduation

As kids, we would laugh. None of us thought life was going to move this fast. None of us thought growing up was going to feel this bad. Death. Heartbreak. Responsibility. Mortgages. Bills. Dullness. Boredness. Rutness. The definition of adulthood? Who knows. Who cares. But this is what happens… When…

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Tired of Life? Read This…

For years, I lived in the unknown. Now I stood, peering outside the dark tunnel. I took a step forward. And felt the light on my face. It felt good. Scratch that, it felt fucking great. For a second. Then it was gone. As fast as it came. Disappeared back…

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The Most Dangerous Man In The World

The most dangerous man travels alone. Zigs when everybody else zags. Smiles in the face of discomfort. Is unflappable. Defies reason. Sets unbelievable challenges. Wants everything. Needs nothing. Captivates. Pushes through every obstacle. Is a force. And capable of so much. And he exists in the mirror, staring back at…

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Will You Die A Blue Wolf?

Trying to touch a gazillion dollars. And I’m like a dime away. I remember being fourteen, getting on my little knees. Asking the lord, please help me get a little cheese. It was hard out. But in the end, it was all worth it. Or at least, it will be….

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My Favourite Quote Ever…

A cold smile overtook my face as the words shook me to my core. I felt understood. Heck… It was the first time someone had ever put into words the feeling I carried with me everywhere I went. Or should I say, the feeling I tried to carry with me….

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